Oh god. A Justin Bieber sex doll.

I saw this on Hurricane Vanessa this morning. And am now in desperate need of brain bleach. But, of course, sharing is most definitely caring, am I right?

The promo blurb for the Bieber-inspired sex doll reads: “Meet Just-In Beaver, the barely legal boy-toy who’s waited 18 long years to stick his lil’ dicky in something sticky! When he’s not busy beating up paparazzi or beating off, he’s up to his high-tops in hot Hollywood tail! But the Beave-ster doesn’t have this effect just on women — he turns straight men gay faster than you can peel his skinny jeans off! So what are you waiting for, inflate this lil’ pricks’s ego even more and have your very own Beaver bash!”

(I feel mildly sickened after reading that. Wow.)

And the best is in the box:


Brought to you by the well-classy people at Pipedream… Who just over a year ago made headlines with their Miley Cyrus sex doll. (Which, incidentally, is one of the Google search terms that brings the most traffic to my site.)